Is That Yo Chick?: 16 Signs Your Girl (JennyFromTheFreeZone) Couldn't Be Trusted
Because a good woman is harder to find with Jennies out here running the streets.
ENTER THE THIRST TRAP
Who casually walks around the house in a nightgown? -__-OF COURSE SHE WANTED TO HELP
Brody just fell head first in the trap. "Keep ya heart, 3 Stacks."IT'S ALWAYS IN THE EYES
You gotta pay attention to the fluttering eyelashes.- advertisement
HOW YOU NOT GON' HOLD YOUR HUSBAND DOWN?
In front of his friends?!WAIT FOR IT...
Notice how the right hand expands slightly when Clifton Powell's character goes in for the grab. One word: suspect.BOOM (Tasha Smith voice)
If she's willing to embarrass you in front of the homies, she ain't a real one. "Run, Forrest, run!"- advertisement
STARTLED?
If she wasn't talking to the man late at night in the kitchen by the butter rolls... You know where we're going with this, right?OH, NO SHE DIDN'T!
So it's appropriate to pop up to your side-bae's crib unannounced?
That's not how any of this works, sis.Five Seconds at the Crib and She's Already Tonguing Him Down
Don't do it, Brody.- advertisement
Black Widow-Inspired Goals
Watch closely as the venom from her nails slowly kills his common sense.IN BROAD DAYLIGHT? REALLY?
Bruh, if she don't care about being caught, she's dangerous.WE DON'T LOVE 'EM
Confused by the booty. SMH.- advertisement
'WHO SAID THAT?'
Wrinkling her forehead like, "Wow!" She lying, bruh.The Encouragement Card
She's tryna calm ya spirits and set you up to get beat up at the same time.OH, BUT YOU WASN'T PUSHING ME AWAY A FEW MINUTES AGO
(See No. 10.)- advertisement
Savage
Tears. Wobbly hands. The ugly cry.
Fake. Fake. Fake.
