Only three points were scored in the entire first half of the game and the only touchdown came in the fourth quarter when Sony Michel ran it in from two yards out.

Tom Brady finished the night completing 21 out of his 35 passes for 262 yards and an interception. Perhaps the best performance of the night though came from Patriots wideout Julian Edelman who had 141 yards on 10 catches. He was also named Super Bowl MVP.

For those boycotting the game. You didn’t miss much. While it was close almost the entire time, the Pats pretty much sealed it after going up 10 with little over a minute to go in the game.

The halftime was also pretty disappointing as Maroon 5 stole most of the show with limited appearances from Travis Scott, and Big Boi. Come to think of it, the commercials weren’t even all that either.

Yawn. Perhaps the biggest winners were the ones who didn’t watch. Trust me, watching MAGA Tom Brady rake in the most Super Bowl victories ever was something I could’ve spend four hours not doing.

For those wanting to see highlights of what happened, they’re here courtesy of ESPN.