You couldn’t make this up.

A video of a wedding that ends in a melee has gone viral after the groom's side chick crashes and exposes his dirty dog ways at exactly the wrong moment. “This is what you left my house for this morning? And the other night?” the side chick is heard saying.

The action starts around 45 seconds in, but the buildup is part of what makes this video so great:

The woman recording the video, along with nearly everyone else in attendance, can be heard gasping in shock. Unfortunately, the video cuts before we can see either the bride or groom's reaction. But it doesn't take a huge stretch of the imagination to figure out what went down in the moments following this. Let's just say we doubt anybody cared about "chicken, or fish?"
For a look at a drama-free wedding, watch our exclusive video from inside Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade's nuptials, below:

(Photo: Mediatakeout via Facebook)