10 Dad Jokes That Will Actually Make You Crack Up
OK, OK. They're still really corny but these have got to make you laugh.
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
What's Forrest Gump's Password? 1Forrest1.
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What is the worst thing that can happen to a basketball team? Two Sprainz.
Why did Snoop Dogg grab his umbrella? Fo' drizzle.
What kind of weave do they sell at IHOP? EGG-stentions
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Why was the pirate arrested in the street? For selling booty.
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind...it's tearable.
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Son: "Hey, I was thinking… " Dad: "I thought I smelled something burning.”
