Woman Goes Viral After Sharing Texts From Ex-Boyfriend Who Claimed He Had to Cheat to Save the World From Cancer
And now people are divided on whether she should take him back.
A woman recently shared a string of text messages her ex sent where he tried to use some crazy reasoning to justify his cheating.
The texts, posted by Bella, are a combination of fantasy, nonsense and spelling errors so crazy, his iPhone spellcheck must have turned in a letter of resignation.
Ultimately, the unidentified man claimed that he received oral sex from a random woman so he could save the world from cancer.
The texts start out with a basic backtracking of facts by the drunk — no, tipsy — man
Then the story took a turn so hard, we're all dizzy
When Bella received the long thread of confusing texts, she did what any woman would do: she posted to Twitter
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Immediately after reading the texts, people were like...
Some were so amused by his logic they told Bella to take him back
Others agreed she should stay far, far, away
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While most people were thinking to themselves, 'what in the grammar school is this gibberish?'