Beyoncé — provider of life for two of 2017's most important humans — has been showing off her even-more-voluptuous-than-usual goodies since the twins exited the womb. On a recent jaunt to New Orleans, she may have worn her most daring lewk yet — absolutely destroyed denim. We're talking like, obliterated — they're practically leg warmers with a caboose. See for yourself.

Bey took "repping H-town, but make it fashion" to a whole 'nother level. Under her oversize Astros jersey, our fave Texas Bama wore the aforementioned leg warmers-with-a-caboose out for a spin, with the 'fit rounded out by wearing some buzzy ugly-cute booties. 

Could the "cold knee" be the new "cold shoulder" style? If Bey has anything to say about it, it's looking like a yes!