Today’s superlatives video is all about Brian Jordan Jr, the man who plays Sabrina’s besty Maurice on Sistas. Brian Jordan Jr is a lot more chill in real life, which is a stark contrast to his on-screen character, but he has thoughts about what the fictional characters on the show would be like in certain scenarios. Here’s his take.

Who is most likely to start a fight?

Zac and Maurice both get into a lot of fights but Zac has the worst temper and has had more fights, so could easily get the edge here. Plus, you have to look at it like this: Zac starts fights, and Maurice finishes them.

Who is most likely to fail a lie detector test?

Gary! In Brian’s words, “Gary lies like a rug.” Everyone knows this.

Who is most likely to be in two or more relationships at once?

Gary. I mean, we still don’t know if he was really separated or divorced or whatever he was telling Andi about his wife that tried to kill her. But Zac and Aaron too based on their behavior.

Who is most likely to text “on my way” when they’re still getting ready?

Maurice. That is the only answer.

Who is most likely to be a heartbreaker?

This is a tough one because the men of Sistas are all heartbreakers and according to Brian, they can break your heart in many different ways.

Who is most likely to cheat at a card game?

Shady Gary. We knew that already.