Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Meme, Myself and I

Season 9 E 5 • 04/20/2022

CJ discovers more than he wants to know when he attempts to bond with his kids via social media, and fame goes to Curtis's head when his comical rants turn him into a viral sensation.

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S8 • E17
Wondering Prince

C.J.'s excited about his high school reunion, but his Prince versus Stevie Wonder debate with Floyd and Calvin may cost him his caterer, and Lisa teaches Miranda how to navigate dating apps.
12/07/2021
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S8 • E18
A Little Discipline

Miranda flies off the handle when she learns Laura disciplined Christian, and Malik is conflicted when he suspects his prospective employer is racist.
12/14/2021
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S8 • E19
A Payneful Compromise

Calvin, C.J. and Ella join forces to help Floyd get in better shape after finding out he is prediabetic, and Calvin grows increasingly frustrated with Miranda's frequent visits.
12/21/2021
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S8 • E20
Fine Wine

Calvin assures his skeptical family he's ready to give up his playboy ways and settle down for good with Laura, but an encounter with a beautiful realtor tests his resolve.
01/04/2022
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S8 • E21
The First Day

C.J. obsesses over being in tip-top shape for his first day back at work, and Miranda's request for more child support interferes with Calvin's and Laura's extravagant wedding plans.
01/11/2022
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S8 • E22
Payneful Suffering

In preparation for Janine's early return home, Lisa insists on making a special dinner to impress her, Curtis and Ella catch wind of damaging family drama, and C.J. receives unexpected news.
01/18/2022
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S9 • E1
What's in a Payne Name

Malik and Lisa can't agree on a name for their newborn baby, C.J. worries about Janine as reports of a plane incident come in, and Calvin offers relationship advice to Malik.
03/23/2022
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S9 • E2
Major Payne

As the pressure mounts for Lisa to choose her college classes, she envisions what her future would be like down different career paths.
03/30/2022
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S9 • E3
Bag Men

After Curtis starts a new family food truck business, his chief of operations Lisa is upset to learn that Malik is receiving a higher wage despite having a subordinate role.
04/06/2022
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S9 • E4
H.O. Hate

Curtis sets his sights on retaliation when the new HOA president threatens to shut down the grand opening of his food truck.
04/13/2022
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S9 • E5
Meme, Myself and I

CJ discovers more than he wants to know when he attempts to bond with his kids via social media, and fame goes to Curtis's head when his comical rants turn him into a viral sensation.
04/20/2022
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S9 • E6
Good Will Nothing

Ella talks Curtis into writing his will after the sudden passing of a friend, and when the rest of the family realizes a potential inheritance is in play, they all start sucking up.
04/27/2022
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S9 • E7
Payne-Ting

Calvin and Malik question everything they know about love and fidelity when they unearth Ella's old diary and find her passionate love poems addressed to someone other than Curtis.
05/04/2022
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S9 • E8
A Payne-Ful Interview

Calvin and Ella help Curtis prepare for an interview to promote his BBQ sauce on one of Atlanta's hottest shows, and Malik learns about Lisa's responsibilities while taking care of MaLisa.
05/11/2022
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S9 • E9
Woman to Woman

Malik educates C.J. and Lisa about criminal justice reform, and Miranda and Laura clash over a gift for Christian and their distinct roles in his life.
05/18/2022
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S9 • E10
It Was All a Dream

Calvin sends flirty texts to Miranda after a raucous night out with his friends, and C.J. gives Malik an important lesson about marriage and fatherhood.
05/25/2022
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S9 • E11
Payneful Pain

Curtis shows Ella how much he appreciates her by recreating their first date and planning a sweet surprise for their anniversary, and Laura takes offense to Calvin's constant teasing.
10/12/2022
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S9 • E12
Going to the Chapel and Not Getting Married

Curtis's scheming and reluctance to spend money on his and Ella's vow renewal ceremony has Ella reconsidering her recommitment.
10/19/2022
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S9 • E13
Unwelcomed Neighbors

Curtis draws the family into his web of paranoia when he spots unusual activity at the vacant house across the street, and Laura questions Calvin's financial generosity towards Miranda.
10/26/2022
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S9 • E14
Cracked Nest Egg

Calvin injures his foot at the church's run-down help center, and Curtis and Ella argue about using their retirement funds to update the building.
11/02/2022
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S9 • E15
The Paranoid and the Private

Curtis panics when he discovers a prized possession missing from his food truck, and Miranda’s idea to send Christian to a private school leaves Calvin conflicted.
11/09/2022
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