10 Funny Eminem Celebrity Disses

The King of Shock rap doing what he does best.

Emorial Day - A somber day dedicated to the memory of all the rappers Em has murdered on the mic.(Photo: Owen Beiny/WENN.com)

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Song: “The Real Slim Shady”Album: Marshall Mathers LPYear: 2000 - “S---, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first”Mandatory Credit: Owen Beiny/WENN.com

Song: “I Just Don’t Give A F---“Album: The Slim Shady LPYear: 1999 - “I'm nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason” (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

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Song: “I Just Don’t Give A F---“Album: The Slim Shady LPYear: 1999 - “I'm nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason” (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Song: “My Name Is”Album: The Slim Shady LPYear: 1999 - “Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross”(photo by Kevin Winter/ImageDirect)

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Song: “My Name Is”Album: The Slim Shady LPYear: 1999 - “Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross”(photo by Kevin Winter/ImageDirect)

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Eminem - To date Eminem has only had one film role, but his performance in 8 Mile makes him more than worthy of making this list. (Photo: Chris Connor/WENN)

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Song: “Marshall Mathers”Album: Marshall Mathers LPYear: 2000 - "I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These f----- brats can't sing and Britney's garbage, What's this b---- retarded?"  Credit: Chris Connor / WENN

Song: “Without Me”Album: The Eminem ShowYear: 2002 - “Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby?  You can get stomped by Obie”  CREDIT: WENN

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Song: “Without Me”Album: The Eminem ShowYear: 2002 - “Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby?  You can get stomped by Obie”  CREDIT: WENN

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Song: “We Made You”Album: RelapseYear: 2009 - “Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man She stomped him, just cause he asked to put his hands on her massive, gluteus maximus again”  (Photo by Scott Gries/PictureGroup)

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Song: “We Made You”Album: RelapseYear: 2009 - “Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man She stomped him, just cause he asked to put his hands on her massive, gluteus maximus again”  (Photo by Scott Gries/PictureGroup)

"Baby" - Eminem is just showing off at this point, sounding more like Twista with his rapid-fire delivery to match his quick wit. For the beat, Dr. Dre laced the track as only he can do with singing strings and pounding bass. (Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

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Song: Purple PillsAlbum D12 Devils NightYear: 2001 - “These 'shrooms make me hallucinate, then I sweat till I start losing weight, 'til I see dumb sh-t start happening, bumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again” (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Song: “Bagpipes Over Baghdad"Album: RelapseYear: 2009  - “Mariah whatever happened to us? Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of punch! You see I never really asked for much, I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the f--- Up, I'm not playin', I want her back, you punk” (Photo By Frank Micelotta/Getty Images)

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Song: “Bagpipes Over Baghdad"Album: RelapseYear: 2009  - “Mariah whatever happened to us? Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of punch! You see I never really asked for much, I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the f--- Up, I'm not playin', I want her back, you punk” (Photo By Frank Micelotta/Getty Images)

Song: “Ain’t Nuthin But Music”Album: D12 Devil’s NightYear: 2001  - “Just give me one more chance, Britney hit me one more time Let me know what's on your mind, Whitney give me one more line to sniff”(Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

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Song: “Ain’t Nuthin But Music”Album: D12 Devil’s NightYear: 2001  - “Just give me one more chance, Britney hit me one more time Let me know what's on your mind, Whitney give me one more line to sniff”(Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Song: "Who Knew”Album: The Marshall Mathers LPYear: 2000 - “Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees”(Photo by Frank Micelotta/PictureGroup)

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Song: "Who Knew”Album: The Marshall Mathers LPYear: 2000 - “Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees”(Photo by Frank Micelotta/PictureGroup)