10 Times DMX Needs to Narrate Life

Earl's voice knows no limits.

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Move Over, Morgan Freeman - Recently, DMX lent his voice to a UFC promotional trailer. It kept us on the edge of our seats. He brought us into the world of UFC and let us feel the jabs and kicks with his snarl. If DMX wanted to retire from rap and use his raspy voice for reads, voice overs and other sports promos, then we have a great list of suggestions for him.— Janice Llamoca(Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for Bacardi)

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Kids' Basketball Games - DMX could voice anything for children and it would be spectacular. It would bring out an innocence in his voice that's been tucked away for decades. She shoots, she scores — C'MON C'MON.(Photo: Mark Davis/Getty Images for Coachella)

Any Religious Ceremony - This could be with most religious text, to be honest. Dark Man X can make us all believers.(Photo: WENN)

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Any Religious Ceremony - This could be with most religious text, to be honest. Dark Man X can make us all believers.(Photo: WENN)

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Justin Bieber's 'Love Yourself' - 'Cause if you like WHAT the way WHAT you look that much. Oh baby, you should go and love yourself YEAH. (Photo: Mark Davis/Getty Images for Coachella)

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Pledge of Allegiance - If schools across the U.S. would just play a recording of DMX reciting the pledge, the nation would feel united.(Photo: Splash News)

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The Alphabet Song - Imagine a world where Earl Simmons, better known as DMX, taught us our ABCs?(Photo: Scott Legato/Getty Images)

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Animal Planet's 'Too Cute' - If you have no idea what "Too Cute" is, it's basically a reality show chronicling the first few weeks in the lives of puppies and kittens. The host does a good job narrating, but I'd like to hear DMX guest narrate an episode or two or three.(Photo: Johnny Nunez/Getty Images)

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Directions on Waze - Make a left on 5th Ave in 100 feet. 80 feet. 50 feet. TURN LEFT NOW C'MON C'MON.(Photo: Dexter A. Jones/Getty Images)

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Opening Line of A Tale of Two Cities - Classic literature and DMX go together like strawberries and Cristal. It was the best of times, WHAT!(Photo: WENN)

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Opening Line of A Tale of Two Cities - Classic literature and DMX go together like strawberries and Cristal. It was the best of times, WHAT!(Photo: WENN)

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'The Three Little Pigs' - Wouldn't DMX be epic as the Big Bad Wolf? (Photo: Johnny Nunez/WireImage)

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Catastrophic Life Events - Morgan Freeman is the go-to voice when it comes to narrating pivotal moments in life. What about the moments that require chaos and uncertainty? DMX is unpredictable and the perfect voice to narrate your hypothetical biopic trailer. (Photo: Gabriel Olsen/FilmMagic)

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