10 Business Ventures That Would Be Perfect for Soulja Boy

...because new deals mean more deals.

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Soulja Boy Tell Us - The Atlanta rapper kicked off his summer with major news in the form of a business move. It turns out that Soulja Boy dropped every artist from his label roster at Stacks On Deck Money Gang. Add that to the news of his latest deal with a gaming company valued at a reported $400 million and Soulja Boy might have himself the busiest summer since “Crank That (Soulja Boy).” Now that Soulja Boy is back to business, here are some business ventures for this newly energized mogul. — Jon Reyes(Photo: Prince Williams/WireImage) 

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Sign a bunch of rappers and get them all to battle rap Nick Cannon so that we can put an end to this. - (Photo: Mark Davis/Getty Images for TV Guide) 

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Become an executive producer on Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood so he can better explain things like this. - (Photo: Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Hennessy V.S)

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We know it’s in the past, but he could invest in or start his own brand of iced tea, ahem. - (Photo: Noel Vasquez/Getty Images for Hennessy V.S)

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Also in the past, but Soulja Boy can start a new business: a Lamborghini rental company. - (Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

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After the “Let’s Be Real” debacle with the armed forces, Soulja can kick-up a new armed forces veteran fund for troops coming home. You know, something good. - (Photo: Jerod Harris/BET/Getty Images for BET) 

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This is a long shot, but we’d be here for it: a cable network biopic about Soulja Boy’s life. A dramatic re-imagining of the assault he suffered in 2008 when masked men with AK47s went into his home would be crazy epic. Please Lifetime, stay seated. - (Photo: Miles Diggs / Splash News)

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A dance studio whose sole purpose is to teach wedding parties how to do the "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" dance. - (Photo: SunOfHollywood.com / Splash News)

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Revive his fashion endeavors a lá S.O.D., because Kanye could use some healthy competition. - (Photo: Splash News)

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Join the ranks of all the rapper/weed entrepreneurs. - (Photo: Santi/Splash News)

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If nothing else happens, then he should just borrow a page from the book of Puffy and invest in some liquor because we can’t have enough of those. - (Photo: Jesse Grant/Getty Images for VH1)