Celebrity Quotes of the Week: Dave Chappelle Disses Hecklers

Plus quotes from Vin Diesel and Lupe Fiasco.

Chappelle's Show Returns - When it was on the air, Chappelle's Show was incredible for a number of reasons. Not only did Dave Chappelle and the show shine a hilarious light on many issues in American society, but it also featured an impressibe array of hip hop musical guests. A 2014 version is a pipe dream, but a dream no less. (Photo: Gary Miller/FilmMagic)

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Dave Chappelle on being heckled in Hartford, Connecticut:  - "I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut." (Photo: Gary Miller/FilmMagic)

Vin Diesel: July 18 - The Fast & Furious star celebrates his 46th birthday. (Photo: Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images)

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Vin Diesel on the hard part of being a Hollywood star:  - “On the set of Saving Private Ryan Tom Hanks told me that the hardest thing you can do in [Hollywood] is to say ‘no.’ And as years went by, I realized what he meant… When you say 'no' in this town, there are repercussions.” (Photo: Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images)

Lupe Fiasco denying a report that he helped a former business partner hide $9 million:  - "Hahaha… hiding my own money from somebody else's wife?…Aint that a b---h!” (Photo:  Judy Eddy/WENN.com)

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Lupe Fiasco denying a report that he helped a former business partner hide $9 million:  - "Hahaha… hiding my own money from somebody else's wife?…Aint that a b---h!” (Photo:  Judy Eddy/WENN.com)

Jennifer Lopez on her singing talent:  - “The biggest insecurity I had was my singing. Even though I had sold 70 million records, there was this feeling like, I’m not good at this.” (Photo: Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images for Gucci)

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Jennifer Lopez on her singing talent:  - “The biggest insecurity I had was my singing. Even though I had sold 70 million records, there was this feeling like, I’m not good at this.” (Photo: Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images for Gucci)

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Miley Cyrus on her controversial twerk performance at the VMAs:  - “I don’t pay attention to the negative because I’ve seen this play out so many times. How many times have we seen this play out in pop music? Madonna’s done it. Britney’s done it.” (Photo: John Parra/Getty Images for Clear Channel)

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Miley Cyrus on her controversial twerk performance at the VMAs:  - “I don’t pay attention to the negative because I’ve seen this play out so many times. How many times have we seen this play out in pop music? Madonna’s done it. Britney’s done it.” (Photo: John Parra/Getty Images for Clear Channel)

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Nick Cannon on being ripped off by scam artists:   - “People have stolen my identity. People have charged over $200,000 on my American Express card… It’s all a part of… the celebrity life and being a part of the public eye.”(Photo: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

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Nick Cannon on what Mariah Carey thinks of his music career:  - “She thinks my music is a big joke, but so do I so it doesn’t matter.”(Photo: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

Sheryl Underwood on being dogged out by the Queens of Comedy: - “There’s a conference call. I dialed in [early and] I hear Sommore, Adele Givens and Laura Hayes all talking about me. I hear discussion about my appearance. I hear discussion about my ability. I was startled and hurt.”(Photo: Maury Phillips/Getty Images for BET)

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Sheryl Underwood apologizing for joke she made about natural hair:  - “I’m very sorry for my failed attempt at humor surrounding something that’s very sensitive to us: our hair."(Photo: Maury Phillips/Getty Images for BET)

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Tami Roman on her anger issues:  - “I’m working on myself now and that’s what matters to me.” (Photo: Tai Urban/WENN.com)

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Tami Roman on her anger issues:  - “I’m working on myself now and that’s what matters to me.” (Photo: Tai Urban/WENN.com)

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Amber Rose - Post baby and all, this chick is still the baddest (baldest) blonde in the biz. (Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

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Amber Rose on rumors she wore a satanic cross:  - “An upside down cross is a St Peter's cross.....It is not satanic. Look it up before you speak ignorance.”(Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Paula Patton on checking up behind hubby Robin Thicke:  - “Have I checked up on my man? Absolutely! Have I hidden in bushes, have been caught and made a fool out of myself? Yes!” (Photo: Ryan/WENN.com)

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Paula Patton on checking up behind hubby Robin Thicke:  - “Have I checked up on my man? Absolutely! Have I hidden in bushes, have been caught and made a fool out of myself? Yes!” (Photo: Ryan/WENN.com)

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Laura Govan on NeNe Leakes:  - “Anything that has to do with NeNe Leakes is exciting. Every time we’re together, we have such a great time.” (Photos from left: Paras Griffin /Landov, Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

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Laura Govan on NeNe Leakes:  - “Anything that has to do with NeNe Leakes is exciting. Every time we’re together, we have such a great time.” (Photos from left: Paras Griffin /Landov, Ethan Miller/Getty Images)