A Guide To Beef, According To Lil Wayne And Birdman

Give yourself a leg-up on future feuds.

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The Lil’, The Bird, and The Beef - Although it was recently reported that they had made up, Birdman and Lil’ Wayne are back at it again. Here we are, just a few days ago, with Lil’ Wayne firing more shots at Birdman and promising two new albums while he’s at it. Birdman then seemingly responded with a swift, “”F**k you if you hatin on me.” No one can beef like these two, and a guide to beefing according to this former “father and son” might give you a leg up during your future feuds. – Jon Reyes(Photo: Rick Kern/Getty Images) 

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Make sure you’re really good friends. We’re not talking fake friends. We’re talking like, kissing on Rap City and 106 & Park good friends. - (Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty Images for BMI) 

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Don’t forget to kick it all off on Twitter. - (Photo: Xavier Collin/Celebrity Monitor/Splash News)

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Get 50 Cent to throw in his two cents and become a spokesperson for pacification. - (Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty Images) 

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Once the beef starts, make sure you’re careful with who you give your cellphone number to. Just tell people to email you. - (Photo: Jemal Countess/WireImage for BET Network) 

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When all else fails just throw drinks at the person you’re beefing with. It’s up to you if you want to add “respek” to the drink. - (Photo: Johnny Nunez/WireImage) 

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Make sure you go after anyone that sides with whoever you’re beefing with. - (Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)

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But also, don’t forget to wish whoever you’re beefing with a happy birthday first! - (Photo: Celebrity Monitor/Splash News)

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Go to a Beyoncé concert with your enemy’s enemies. Straight up savagery. - (Photo: Daniel Boczarski/Getty Images) 

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Invite friends over to your crib and explain your side of the story so they rally behind you. But first try to do it at the house of someone you hate. - (Photo: Taylor Hill/WireImage) 

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Reunite for a night out on the town and get so buzzed that you think you’ve actually made up. - (Photo: Thaddaeus McAdams/Getty Images)