11 Rap Songs You Don't Want to Play Around Your Parents

Parents just don't understand.

Sorry, Mom - Once upon a time, a 14-year-old girl made a lovely playlist one summer day and asked her parents to play it in the car that same sunny afternoon during the family’s one-hour drive. This girl had been listening to Snoop Dogg’s Doggystyle on repeat, so naturally her playlist was infused with West Coast artists like Tupac, Snoop and Dr. Dre. The earliest memory she has of that catastrophic (and highly awkward) car ride is hearing Warren G on the last verse in Snoop’s “Ain’t No Fun” before the disc was thrown out the window and everyone sat in silence.The following list is filled with tracks you want to avoid if you want to share some sound space with the people who brought you life, because nobody wants to be that 14-year-old girl. Trust me, you will be judged forever. — Janice Llamoca(Photos from left: Kevin Winter/Getty Images, Neilson Barnard/Getty Images for BMI, Kev...

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Sorry, Mom - Once upon a time, a 14-year-old girl made a lovely playlist one summer day and asked her parents to play it in the car that same sunny afternoon during the family’s one-hour drive. This girl had been listening to Snoop Dogg’s Doggystyle on repeat, so naturally her playlist was infused with West Coast artists like Tupac, Snoop and Dr. Dre. The earliest memory she has of that catastrophic (and highly awkward) car ride is hearing Warren G on the last verse in Snoop’s “Ain’t No Fun” before the disc was thrown out the window and everyone sat in silence.The following list is filled with tracks you want to avoid if you want to share some sound space with the people who brought you life, because nobody wants to be that 14-year-old girl. Trust me, you will be judged forever. — Janice Llamoca(Photos from left: Kevin Winter/Getty Images, Neilson Barnard/Getty Images for BMI, Kev...

Snoop Dogg Featuring Nate Dogg, Kurupt and Warren G – 'Ain’t No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)' - Whenever someone named "DJ Eazy D**k" introduces a song, it should be a sign that it’s a no-go with the parentals. (Photo: Vince Bucci/Getty Images)

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Snoop Dogg Featuring Nate Dogg, Kurupt and Warren G – 'Ain’t No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)' - Whenever someone named "DJ Eazy D**k" introduces a song, it should be a sign that it’s a no-go with the parentals. (Photo: Vince Bucci/Getty Images)

504 Boyz – 'I Can Tell' - There is no such thing as a romantic, family-friendly and highly explicit song. (Photo: Scott Harrison/Getty Images)

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504 Boyz – 'I Can Tell' - There is no such thing as a romantic, family-friendly and highly explicit song. (Photo: Scott Harrison/Getty Images)

Lil Wayne – 'D**k Pleaser' - Use your instincts. Would you ever say, “I love this new “D**k Pleaser” track!” to you mom? (Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)

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Lil Wayne – 'D**k Pleaser' - Use your instincts. Would you ever say, “I love this new “D**k Pleaser” track!” to you mom? (Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)

Khia – 'My Neck, My Back (Lick It)' - This is not a song about anatomy. (Photo: Ray Tamarra/Getty Images)

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Khia – 'My Neck, My Back (Lick It)' - This is not a song about anatomy. (Photo: Ray Tamarra/Getty Images)

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Juvenile – 'Back That A** Up' - Clearly a song you would never want your parents to sing along with you. (Photo: Rick Diamond/BET/Getty Images for BET)

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Juvenile – 'Back That A** Up' - Clearly a song you would never want your parents to sing along with you. (Photo: Rick Diamond/BET/Getty Images for BET)

Eazy-E – 'I’d Rather F**k You' - The title is a given. Avoid at all costs. (Photo: Michele Poorman/ PYMCA/UIG via Getty Images)

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Eazy-E – 'I’d Rather F**k You' - The title is a given. Avoid at all costs. (Photo: Michele Poorman/ PYMCA/UIG via Getty Images)

Eminem – 'Kim' - Your parents are not going to join in and analyze what was going on in Eminem’s life when this song was made. (Photo: Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

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Eminem – 'Kim' - Your parents are not going to join in and analyze what was going on in Eminem’s life when this song was made. (Photo: Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

Hustler of the Year: Dr. Dre - With the craziest and most respected boss move of 2014, Dr. Dre and his partner Jimmy Iovine sold Beats by Dre to Apple for over $3 billion. That deal has Dr. Dre on track to become the first billionaire in hip hop. Now how's that for a Cinderella story?  (Photo: Chelsea Lauren/Getty Images for BET)

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Dr. Dre – 'Pause 4 Porno (Skit)' - SKIP. SKIP. SKIP. (Photo: Chelsea Lauren/Getty Images for BET)

50 Cent – 'F**k You' - There’s a word that starts with “f” and rhymes with duck that is said 57 times in four minutes. (Photo: Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Starz)

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50 Cent – 'F**k You' - There’s a word that starts with “f” and rhymes with duck that is said 57 times in four minutes. (Photo: Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Starz)

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Trina – 'Look Back at Me' - Trina isn’t getting a Kidz Bop makeover anytime soon.(Photo: Michael Loccisano/FilmMagic for Vh1)

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Trina – 'Look Back at Me' - Trina isn’t getting a Kidz Bop makeover anytime soon.(Photo: Michael Loccisano/FilmMagic for Vh1)

Plies – 'Ms. Pretty P***y' - Generally anything with Plies is not getting airplay at your grandma’s birthday party. (Photo: Ray Tamarra/Getty Images for BMI)

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Plies – 'Ms. Pretty P***y' - Generally anything with Plies is not getting airplay at your grandma’s birthday party. (Photo: Ray Tamarra/Getty Images for BMI)