13 Times Madea Spoke The Truth
She always tells it like it is.
Tyler Perry blew up the box office this past weekend with his newest Madea offering, Boo 2! A Madea Halloween. The comedy brought in $21.6 million in the U.S. and Canada, delivering new zingers from everybody's favorite sassy grandma. In honor of Madea, we had to revisit some of her greatest moments. Here are one-liners we will never forget.
'You can get it one of two ways. You can get it from his checking account voluntarily, or his insurance policy. Involuntary manslaughter. Which one is it gon' be?'
'Say one more thing. I don't hear you. You're quiet, can I buy a vowel?'
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'Love is stronger than any addiction, baby; hell, it is one.'
'I aint scared a no po po. Call da po po, hoe. Call da po po, hoe!'
'Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the words in red... I open my Bible to that New Testimony and see all that red and I just give up. Jesus was talkin' way too much.'
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'I’ll be at church when they get a smoking section.'
'How's a man throw a woman out of her own house? No man would ever do that to me, he'd put me out half of the house, I'll go live in the other half.'
'I remember this dude made me so mad, I didn't even know how mad I was until I went to his funeral.'
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'If you don't back the hell up off me, I'ma beat you like the dude you look like!'
'We're gonna play a game called Tear That Ass Up!’
'I know you can't read but that sign say Do not feed the monkeys.’
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'God don't like you... He grew you in a petri dish!'
'I don't understand why people want to be a victim. Your mama did this, your daddy did that. All they had to do was give you life and however good or however bad it was, now it's up to YOU to make something of it.'
For more Tyler Perry, watch the BET interview above.
