Last Week Kanye West was off his Lexapro very upset on stage about the state of his relationship with Jay Z. The rapper announced that the West and Carter children, while heirs to the proverbial and literal throne, have never had a play date together. Honestly, have you ever heard anything more tragic? Going to go with prob not. What's even sadder is that, to us, keen observers, it seems like Blue Ivy and North West have been living almost exactly the same life for years, but separately. Let's take a look at these star-crossed kiddos and try to figure out just why their parents would ever keep them apart. 

First of all, if nothing else, the number one similarity between North West and Blue Ivy Carter is their famous last names. Their genetic pool is a magnet for the paparazzi and they can barely go anywhere without being photographed. This, of course, makes for a terrible childhood but is quite useful for our purposes.

Both girls seem to want to be able to tell the photographers to back up. That's right, they are baby bosses. 

Second, both girls are obsessed with their parents. I mean how can you not be when your mom is Beyonce and also Kim Kardashian. The world is obessed with them. 

Let's also not forget their appreciation for a good costume. Blue killed it last year in her "Coming to America" getup and North West ambitiously pursued two costumes. 

Let's not forget that BI and NW will forever be Daddy's girls. 

Both girls rock bunny costumes better than anyone in the game. Yea, sorry Penelope Disick. 

Now we've gone from bunnies to ballerinas. Both girls study hard at classical dance and kill it, natch. 

Meanwhile, let's not forget when they were both mermaids... separately. 

Another thing the girls do separately is take lavish vacations. They have been around the world but never together. Why, God, why!?

It's also so heartbreaking to think that these two princesses have never played together. They actually both live in palatial LA mansions, so it wouldn't even be hard! 

Not to mention that both girls take mommy-and-me dressing to an extreme level, a designer level. 

But of course, both babies have been in Vogue so of course fashion is their forte. 

Not to mention their affinity for expensive handbags. 

Look, there's no way these two shouldn't be friends. They are made for each other. If the dads can't work it out, we're just going to have to hope they end up in the same dance class one day.