Scamming ain’t easy, but leave it up to Joanne the Scammer to drop some knowledge on how to do it right. Branden Miller, the man behind Joanne, has been taking to social media for some time now to deliver sassy little one-liners on all things fraud related.

The blonde wig and fur coat-clad con artist may be famous for her comedic relief, but all laughs aside she has some true gems for hustlers everywhere trying to reach their full potential. Take a look below so see our favorite quotes to scam by.